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Sexy

Yes, she sexily built a sexy sex room in her already sexy house so she can have sexy sex with her sexy sex partner.

Yes! You’ve just reminded me but doesn’t she have a special room in the house for her and her husband to have all the sexytimes?

You mean sexy Carlton, the sexy sex haver who liked having sexy sex sex? The sex person who sexes people? Who is sexy? And has sex? That person?

Are you there, Bev? It’s all of us.

Ah, the good old “she was mature for her age” chestnut.

To be fair, I don’t think you can consider Melanie a typical 14 year old. Her mother was a famous actress. She grew up Hollywood royalty. Stars, you know, they aren’t like the rest of us. Melanie was more like 14 going on 21 by that time I would assume. Drew Barrymore was in rehab by the age of 14. It’s not like Don…

This so much. I love my husband, and I’m reasonably sure we’ll be together until one of us kicks it. But if we ever did break up or he died, I have ZERO interest in ever being married to anyone else. Just, none whatsoever. I would be down with a friends with benefits situation AT MOST. Anything more is too much…

Jen Aniston might end up giving her tabloid pregnancy claim crown over to the Duchesss of Cambridge! So many babies! Love the detail about cancelling a trip to Rio because Will & Kate are about to embark on a tour of India & Bhutan next week, so much for not traveling while pregnant!

my plan is to have 2 apartments in the same building that are at least 4 floors apart (i live in nyc). separate space, but convenient when a kid gets sick or whatever.

I still can’t believe that The Captain didn’t take advantage of the fact that his real name is Daryl Dragon. A MUCH BETTER STAGE NAME THAN THE CAPTAIN.

That's the key to any happy marriage.

I’m currently getting a divorce but this is my dream scenario with any potential second husband.

The victim’s name has yet to be released, but Disney union representative Patrick Maldidier tells Le Parisien that the employee was always a son-of-a-bitch around the park and “Nobody liked him at all. I bet you dollars to beignets somebody murdered him”