And not visibly recoil in horror.

Donald Trump is a man who spent 10 minutes talking to coal miners in Kentucky about the relative merits of aerosol hair spray. It was real-life Zoolander.

Donald Trump’s former hairdresser had some amusing things to say about his hair:

My parents and I were watching and had to rewind and pause a shot of the bobby pin to confirm what we were seeing. Just, why?? My god, how long are those few dozen wispy tendrils and how many times are they folded and tucked and folded again to (unsuccessfully) approximate a “full” head of oily-, sweaty-scented cotton…

Relatively minor things from yesterday that Trump did that I don’t understand: