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Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

Fine. When will this country get serious about Scotland’s mental illness?

That’s fair, and I don’t think I actually care about whether it was a real burpee or not, but the criticism quoted in the article saying her chest touched the ground and she didn’t jump were not reflected in the vid I watched above. I can’t do one burpee, real, fake, or otherwise, so she’s aces in my book.

Yes.

I agree that those aren’t burpees- BUT, can you do 1,490 of what she just did in an hour? No? Then she didn’t game her way in.

Well, a “world record” according to one publication that exists to sell beer and settle bar bets. I mean, we keep referring to this thing as if it’s some sort of actual organization that means anything and it doesn’t. They choose the criteria and they choose whether or not to send somebody to verify and they choose

I burp all the time and no one gives me any rewards...

I can do two! I win!

Don’t get him tattooed. You wouldn’t like him when he’s tattooed.

The Justice League stars were going to get matching tattoos, too, but Affleck’s idea was a little too extreme.

Haha. Damnnnn. But, good point.

“Willow Smith once walked in on her parents Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith having sex...”

It doesn’t surprise me in the least that a gay man writing for Jezebel uses a misogynist term term for genitalia.

Great, now I’m going to pronounce his name like Kanye for the rest of the day. Dwahhhhhn-ye.

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

“I was like, ‘What was your introduction to sex?’ [Willow] was like, ‘Well, you know, me walking in on you and Dad.’ I had no idea...She said she didn’t really see anything. But she knew she had just walked in on a very private moment”

Can we not call it a box?

The translation is: It’s really hard to say nice times about a party that elected Donald Trump president and came a breath away from a statutory rapist being elected senator.

Wow go fuck yourself for that last line. You sound exactly like Trump right now.