Me. Because I’m a forever alone and only meet fuckbois.

She’s pretty much always had those deep bags under her eyes. My good friend has the same and gets told literally ever day that she looks tired, whether she’s slept well or not.

It’s probably better to just not trust law enforcement bald or otherwise.

You must be fun at parties!

Um...what is this shit?

The David Foster thing aside - ew - but I absolutely adore Katherine McPhee’s outfit. I mean it’s a bit sheer but I just love that shade of light blue.

Oh, buuuuuuurn. Love it.

Yessss thank you, I fucking hate the word box in that context. And where I’m from only dickheads use that term. Minge all the way!

Wow go fuck yourself for that last line. You sound exactly like Trump right now.

“But she’s so mature for her age!” - guys I know who justify dating teenagers.

Are rocket scientists all that impressive anymore? I mean, maybe circa 1965 but meh I’m more impressed by medical researchers.

I honestly thought he was gay. Not that one can’t be groped by a person who is not sexually attracted to you. A guy once ran up to me from behind and grabbed me so hard by the breasts and squeezed, then ran off. I legged it after him and slapped him in the face (not hard) at which point he said “what’s your problem,…

Ah and she had to wear a white thong swimsuit in that movie. She tried to wear something else but the director insisted it had to be a thong, otherwise the French father character wouldn’t be shocked. Gross.

Maybe it’s because I’m not American but we pronounce the surname Segal (like Jason Segal and presumably Steven Seagal’s original pronunciation) differently to “seagull”.

Keith? He’s ours now! You can have Russell Crowe back though.

Side note: I’ve heard his season of Fargo sucks. I loved the first two, should I not bother with the third?

I’ve convinced myself I have to go on night time first dates so they can’t see me in the harsh light of day. Messed up, but I know friends who feel the same :/

Well Wolf of Wall Street and Suicide Squad were both Brooklyn (at least that’s what Margot said she was going for in interviews). Tonya grew up in Oregon so I don’t know where this trailer’s twang has come from.

Ohhhhh ok so you’re just an asshole. Gotcha. Thanks for the reply!

This post is incredible and I wish everyone would read it. Literally sending this to everyone I know.