I’m always surprised by how medicated my American friends are... I had a brutal wisdom tooth surgery and all I got was paracetamol!

I really enjoyed the first season, so I’m glad. Was it just me or did Leah and Mike have some crazzzzyyyyy chemistry? I know they’re both (seemingly happily) married but it got really flirty I thought.

45 is old now? :/

Dump her before it’s too late.

Yeah she sounds like she’s putting on a terrible Aussie accent that kept flickering with Southern.

So you were drunk driving?

I think I actually saw an episode of the Dr Phil Show (don’t judge me!) that her parents were on and he mentioned that Casey had accused her father of sexually abusing her when she was young (which the father denied).

All the sweating references were in relation to John so doubt he’s menopausal.

Not even travel?

People are assholes. I broke my ankle badly while on holiday in Europe at my hostel and not one person who worked there would call an ambulance. They kept saying “oh are you going to the doctor for your sole ankle” - SORE ANKLE!?!?! I shit you not, it was facing 90 degrees sideways. I was completely in shock and…

Serbs would pronounce that yeh-lenna

Why the hell do Brie Larson and Dakota Johnson ALWAYS have terrible hair at award ceremonies?

She’s so damn hammy even in her acceptance speeches. When she introduced Meryl at the GGs it was beyond cringe. You’re an actress, not a brain surgeon!

Denzel just did his normal shouty sassy Denzel shtick. Snooze.

Is this a good time to admit when I was a kid I thought it was “Don’t go, Jason Waterfalls”. Eek. I thought it was about a dude named Jason Waterfalls.

Ach sorry. I clearly need more coffee today!

Me too :( 29 in a month and I’ve accomplished nothing.

She was physically in Her (which was great!). She played Joaquin’s wife. The voice was Scarlett Johansson.

I cannot STAND Rooney Mara. She’s so damn dull.

If it makes you feel better, ignorance and xenophobia are kind of imprinted in your DNA.