Cannonball Run 2

DA-YAM!  Flat out skipped right over trying to Rick-Roll these clowns and went straight to Canadian gay metal.  Cheers!  The only logical next step is a flat bed truck loaded with oiled up dancers and stacks of speakers blaring the music.

Wait, does this make Charlize Theron Black?

The whole thing sounds like an elaborate Borat prank, especially the “rap” song.

The army literally makes you get a shit ton of vaccines before you can go die in battle.

It was patently obvious when he was nominated why Carrotface von Golfcart nominated this idiot and everybody knew it. It’s just that the Republicans in the Senate were to afraid of being primaried by one of His Orangeness’s legion of followers that got him confirmed. His performance and lack of professional demeanor…

Except this happened in Canada, so I’m imagining more of a Bob and Doug McKenzie dialogue...

*smacks the story out of your hand*

From the Desk of Dernald Tormp, 45th resident of the Untooted States

I mean, they are pedophiles, they need it to be because what they are doing aren’t legal.

As much as I want to disagree with you...it really is shaping up that way. Granted, I live in SA, but that doesn’t change the fact that The Powers That Be down here seem invested in either regressing as hard and as painfully as possible, or in clinging to the state’s shameful past (and, apparently, present) with…

Rush Limbaugh fun facts:

Yeah, Melania was usually his walking-aid, especially for ramps and stairs, so when she wasn’t around he had to make do with whoever was beside him.

I mean I could list all the shit that Whitlock has done to earn the scorn of people black and non black but the fact that he would put his fat face on a poster with a man who’s child was removed from a plane for having lice tells you all you need to know. I mean when you are the go to Negro token for Tucker Carlson &…

Perfectly good replacements for Aunt Jemima and Ms. Butterworth:

2 reason I voted NP: