I'll be watching everything at the Leeds Festival.

I'll be watching everything at the Leeds Festival.

They can't because Kinja sucks at life.

They can't because Kinja sucks at life.

So this is where the f'ing party is at!

So this is where the f'ing party is at!

I give your comment ★★★★★

I give your comment ★★★★★

I give your comment ★★★★★

I've been following the Kinjaing to see if it's worth the effort to join.
it's not.

I've been following the Kinjaing to see if it's worth the effort to join.
it's not.

I've been following the Kinjaing to see if it's worth the effort to join.
it's not.

I keep hoping that Sean O'Neal will come riding in on the Stride Mother at the last moment to save the comments.

He-Man cornered the market on shirtless barbarians.

A Kinja sympathizer! Get 'em!

Kinja is to Disqus what Trump is to Bush Jr.
In other words, both assholes.

I just assume they'll fire most of the staff and change the site to greatjobinternet.com

16 Ways Kinja Can Help You Date Natalie Dormer

I suspect an official "Everything You Love About This Site Will Die," thread is against Univision corporate code.

Meanwhile in a small, windowless room, Ernie the Kinja Tech is furiously masturbating in anticipation of the comment switchover. Beneath his grim, determined expression, you can almost hear him repeating the phrase "we own it, so we can change it".