I got taken for a ride by a cab driver in Budapest a few years ago. Grabbed a cab outside the train station and asked for a lift to the hotel I was staying at. The driver drove me around for about 20 minutes and charged something like 30 euro. I went to check out a few days later and asked the door man to ring me a…

This happens, I know, there are hyenas out there. But it’s easy to spot them:

I mean in life I can totally get into it for the perfectly normal amount of time of like... I dunno, a minute or two? Before things progress? But in porn it’s always like, okay, great, BJs are fun to watch....okay that’s enough, fastforwardfastforward...still???... fastforwardfastforwardfastforward...OMG really??…

i think I could potentially do that much if I didn't fast forward through the endless BJ scenes.

What if one employee is watching porn so that he can take notes for his porn-themed internet critic comedy show (asking for a friend), and another employee is furiously masturbating all day every day to Age of Ultron? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Many years ago I was at my brother’s high school graduation party. I didn’t know anyone except him, but he was pretty busy with everyone else since it was his party. I ended up finding someone else who didn’t know anyone except him and we started hanging out with each other. Long story short, fast-forward 10 years and…

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