Rigor Mortis

Not even worth a Tracfone Android.

Ed Balls.

cakefarts.com?

Ghostbusters (2016) had a low IMDB rating before it was released in theaters?

It might be the Affliction-style shirt he has on in the picture.

I like Mountain House stuff, pack that as food for extended hikes.

Hello, Ted Nugent.

Cars are making music now?

She'll just sound like the adults in a Peanuts cartoon.

Or he threatened to procreate with Ashlee Simpson again. We dodged a bullet.

I've watched Bad Boys 2 a lot just to see more Gabrielle Union.

What about James Deen?

That is Lois' job.

I reflect on the gagging I do everytime I have to go to Houston.

So you're saying there is a chance…

The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of
Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it
once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

Ok, Mr. Hands.

Ferraris don't have no hubcaps!

Ferraris don't have no hubcaps!