My two favorite real-life, honest-to-god bumper stickers are:
1.) In Case of Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
2.) Jesus Would Slap The Shit Out Of You.

I say this as a former Oasis fan: The greatest mistake people make with Oasis is assuming they were an actual band. The only two people who made the decisions were the Gallaghers and thinking there are other members helping shape the trajectory of their catalog is nonsense. Once I realized there wasn't going to be any…

"Just like a one-lunged girl…"