“The producers then handed Pattinson a copy of Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight that was highlighted at every passage where Edward smiled. Pattinson’s response? He sent the book back with added highlights (in a different color) of every one of Edward’s scowls.”

Some people will do anything to get a shot at a wet beaver.

The only thing worth taking away from this story is that there was a sequel to Big Dicks Little Asians. And I for one am glad they are picking up where they left off.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Seriously though, First Avenger has been a source of strength:

This is Steve

Franken has an educational background in the role he was elected (<- this part is important!) to, and is one of 100 Senators, all of whom have equally weighty votes.

Might as well. At least Al Franken grew up in Minnesota and graduated Cum Laude with a BA in government.

clearly a number of heterosexual people also do not understand this subject

Can we finally call 3D dead while we are at it, stop making dumb shit happen.

He was only off by two feet.

Quid pro blow...

That’s watt she said.

That’s watt she said.