It boggles my mind that people even thought of the possibility. Leaving everything else aside, the Ryan Lochte incident just happened. Kim Kardashian was raised by a defense attorney. She probably understands the consequences of lying to law enforcement better than most people. She doesn’t seem to have any police…

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.