My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

I'm partial to "Goddamnit, Donald!" myself.

Ctl-v in command prompt... I'm speechless.

I really hate the trend of putting everything into video form, or worse, just linking to other people's videos, and not giving us any sort of text-based summary. I don't have the time/patience to watch 5-10 minute videos to get one answer. If I want a video, I won't be searching here/on Google, I'll be looking on…

Commerce Team consensus: this is the best limited edition packaging we've ever seen. [ Under the Dome Season 1 CE]

This might be the best article image ever.

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

As a dog, I find this absolutely absurd.

I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

The headphones that are being worn all around our office. Lifehacker said:

The headphones that are being worn all around our office. Lifehacker said:

I think you wrote this article just so you could say, "I'm a PMP." Well played, Alan, well played.

"Hmm.. the special of the day is a B.L.T., you say? That sounds pretty good. Reminds me, my father always used to make a B.L.T. sandwich for lunch. I can still picture him standing over the sink in the kitchen eating one. If my father is somehow the one in the kitchen cooking these sandwiches YOU TELL THAT SON OF…

I wouldn't mind a burger with blue cheese on it, but I have no idea how much to put on there. PLEASE, DO IT FOR ME, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PUT ON THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BLUE CHEESE THAT I LIKE ON MY BURGER OH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!

The "right" category.

Which category am I in if I simply think video games are more fun than work?

Great, my GPU is already more powerful than my CPU, now my mouse too?

Great, my GPU is already more powerful than my CPU, now my mouse too?