Sometimes you need to put in the hours; that’s the reality of a real job. Of course this is the new reality, people want maximum pay for minimum effort. I have put in plenty of +70 hour weeks sans the privilege of building video games. Deadlines are deadlines. If you want predictable hours and summers off become a…

Great, now even guys with no dicks are getting more dates then me. Thanks internet, thanks a lot.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to Martha Stewart referring to herself as such during the roast of the Biebs...

This is why kids are growing up to become maladjusted entitled little pussies. The new craze is registries for your child’s birthday parties. Seriously? Right, because your special little miracle deserves only the best and god dammit all us lesser people better pony up. Self-absorbed parents breeding self-absorbed…

People. People are why we can’t have nice things.

Connect all the things! I agree, I would think if you could figure out how to set up Bluetooth connectivity to a street sign on your smartphone, you could probably figure out how to simply read the sign.

All great fighting games need an Eddy Gordo.