1. Kensington Palace (and the Queen by extension) 100% approved of Markle’s comments to Vanity Fair.

The guy who plays Pennywise DOES NOT look like Pennywise in real life!

“It was in a direct message in the application Twitter.”

No one ever said teenagers were reasonable and logical. As a former teenager myself, I pulled some seriously idiotic, dangerous shit for a whole variety of reasons including “I don’t know, I just felt like it.” It’s the job of adults to help kids limit the damage they do to themselves till they get their brains back…

Obviously this is Ted Cruz’s secret love child, weaponized by the GOP to take down Hillary.

Normally I’d say that kind of thing is uncalled for, yeah. But we’re talking about a teenager who helped give us President Trump in order to give herself a little ego trip. She can go fuck herself.

Apparently to break America.

Yeah, I had the same thought. “I wanted to see if Anthony was still up to the same antics” doesn’t sound like a ‘frail’ teenage girl with self-esteem issues, and sounds a lot like a teen who was talked into IMing Weiner by someone else to see if he’d take the bait. That or she’s a hardcore Republican teen and wanted…

Thanks- I can’t unsee that now.

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

What does this mean: “I knew that Hillary Clinton would be running for president in the year 2016,” she said. “I wanted to see if Anthony was still up to the same antics.” I’m not trying to be dense, but what was her aim?

Wearing a very unfortunate shade of “65 year old lady brown” lipstick.

I only go to IKEA for the plants.

It’s also really good for your mental health... I mean, not disputing anything you said, but studies show that having plants around is good for you.

This is hilarious because I, a millennial, went out about 3 weeks ago and bought $68 worth of plants. Some lucky bamboo, some aloe vera, two nice round leafed succulents, a vaginal looking cactus and an African violet whose flowers wilted quickly.

If millennials are into houseplants, it’s just a resurgence because housewives of the 1950s and 1960s were the MASTERS of indoor greenery. Check out your grandma’s ridicuously old and prosperous Christmas cactus.

It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.