Never forget Uncle Terry!!!! 

I ordered a bunch of suits to try on from Eloquii (I am a size 16/18) and all of them were up my ass and up my coot - even the one pieces!! I ended up settling for some cheapie Amazon one piece for $30. 

I was like awwww they must be young... hahaha. All of us old Jezzies still rolling along here... 

I am just jealous of how small the pubis mons is!? Like I got a whole box!!!!!!

I am a big fan of a Peroni in the summer... and also COORS LIGHT. Also an ice cold Hoegaarden!

I am a big fan of a Peroni in the summer... and also COORS LIGHT. Also an ice cold Hoegaarden! 

This post made my stomach growl... 

This is the same take my husband gets... he’s like man last season was dark but look they are still friends in the end!

I fixed this for you -

Yes, I had already received my check in March - but the letter came two weeks ago. 

I put the foot down in my late twenties, and it was because my dad was dying and his family were being insane.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 

I am here for ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the looks in the Jenny from the Block video - including hot young Ben.

Andrew WK is hot - and honestly - so is Kat Dennings. Enjoy this enormous picture of him for your Friday viewing pleasure:

Right - you just encouraged me to throw a backyard rave with my kids tonight!! 

AFTER COVERING HER IN GLITTER!! Weirdly the only way I want to go out?... 

OMG YOU READ MY MIIIIIIND.

I have a Simone... I love her name!!

Don’t leave us Irish out either... we live for a dead grandma as a middle name! Edited to add: and naming our sons after dead grandpas! I got more James, Jim’s and Jimmy’s in my family than anyone should EVER need.

I was also wondering if she was enabling him in some way? It could be either way.