The candle, People reports, is not specifically tailored to whatever it is that Kourtney smells like when she orgasms (probably self-tanner and fruit-scented lube with a hint of Jergens)

SAME - I look back at highschool and are thankful many memories are blurred because the ones I do remember were horrid.

I bought a FarmRio sun hat annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... it was the best $70 I ever spent. I felt LUUUUUUUUUUUUUXURIOUS in it. Sincerely, high quality - eye catching - comfortable.

HAHAHA!!!!!!! I seriously laughed out loud at this. 

God I love this line... Who hasn’t taken an Ambien and done some light shopping?

God I love this line... Who hasn’t taken an Ambien and done some light shopping?

Hahaha!!! I catch myself like randomly throwing clothes on her and brushing her hair AND ITS SO RELAXING!! I actually bought my 3 year old the Target knock off hoping they would play together and it really get the ball rolling... and she also wanted nothing to do with it. Its weird to me because they love dolls. They…

Truth my brain can’t compute it. 

This is personal and YES! Listen, as a lower middle class kid - receiving the catalog and knowing I’d never own one of these dolls no matter how hard I begged and cried was TORTUUUUURE. I’d pray one would “fall off” hot from a truck like a lot of crap we couldn’t afford but had did... but nope never happened.

I mean on one of the latest episodes of KUWTK she reached out to Kris for career advice... Kris told her to get a Youtube, but now Caitlyn’s running for Govenor. Looks like the power hungry alway bite off more than they can chew.

Bisque* 

Right!!

Shit even my husbands 80 year old granny had a boyfriend! Like you can continue to live while you are alive!! What is wrong with people! 

I will patiently wait for the next series of articles complaining about:

I.) Smashing cake in your significant others face at a wedding
II.) Being annoyed at the chocolate smash hearts that come with mallets
III.) Smashing a stuffed cardboard animal till its broken death filled with crap candy kids will never eat
IV.)…

I am confused by this article as a whole... like people spend millions of dollars creating restaurants just so Hannahsleigh can pose on the nearest wicker egg chair by a “Zebra Shot with an Arrow” wallpaper for everyone to see. But if its a baby, being celebrated on its first birthday with a photoshoot, surrounded by…

They also look completely lifeless which is the opposite of the purpose of dreads - dreads contain power. They were worn in battle and later adopted by other cultures for religious reasons, strength and opposition, especially during slavery.

He looks like the teenager of rich parents, who pretends to be a Rasta in his basement covered in glow in the dark posters and a cold leather couch.
“Do you know a Munchkin died while making Wizard of Oz”, he casually references while hitting a vape and passing it on to you. The hit burns and you kind of cough while pa…

Is it weird that it absolutely terrifies me to be so famous that you are basically friends with everyone?? But also... so alone at the same time...

Take your star.

So gross and so cute at the same time!!! I can relate.