WITH MILK. My husband won’t eat cookies without a glass of milk for dunking.

I think it’s more that people are very, very gray (as opposed to black and white). People themselves aren’t so much good or evil as made of the things they do, and it’s possible for someone to ignore or just not have cognitive dissonance over doling out abuse on one hand while embracing someone in need with the other.…

I hope the Secret Service changes his nickname to ‘champignon’. They can tell him it means champion. He won’t know the difference. 

Per Stormy’s description, it’s a small white button champignon.

My rapist is now married with a daughter.  I shudder at that thought but clearly I guess I made the whole thing up since, you know, he didn’t rape ALL women.

When I was in high school a good friend set me up on a blind date. She knew him from youth group and he was, by all accounts, a perfectly nice guy. We had a perfectly pleasant lunch and he dropped me off at home after, no problem. There wasn’t any chemistry on the date but there was nothing about him that was…

Care. Care deeply- for YOURSELF. 

Taco bell is complete garbage food but, by god, the BCB is fucking delicious.

Shut up and go to Taco Bell.

I found that no matter the design of diaper, my kid is still gonna shit.

pretty sure everyone dealing with a baby is crazy.... lack of sleep will do that

I, for one, love these shirts in the same way I love Confederate flag and MAGA merch. It tells you right away that the person is an asshole and should be avoided at all costs, as demonstrated by Jared Leto above. 

Holy shittake, we’re doing mushroom puns now?

Honestly, was anyone expecting anything less disgusting about him?

Well, if Melania had any doubt the Donald two-timed, she knows now

Oh, cremini a river.

This Donald Trump sounds like a really fungi!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus for president!!!

Oh. Well I was pronouncing it TAY-GEN all this time. Fine I’m a monster.