See, you and I have the same priorities.

Yeah, I forgot that it would PROBLEMATIC if HamNo didn’t publish his interviews with a proportion of POC interviewees who are EXACTLY PRECISELY representative of the overall homeless population in New Orleans. The fact that this article contains four interviews with white guys and one with a black woman is EXACTLY WHY…

’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”

Ever been to NOLA? I’m not saying only 20% of homeless there are POC as presented here, but I think the percentage of white homeless is significantly higher there than anywhere I’ve lived, including LA and Philly.

Meaningful child support. Nine million dollars.

Many years ago, a wise woman warned us that Brad Pitt was missing a sensitivity chip....

You bring an extension cord.

I am an anti-wipe warmer parent because what are you going to do when you change the poopy diaper out in public? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dangerous things shouldn’t be on any list of baby accessories. Babies can get those necklaces caught on things, and throttle themselves.

We had one of those baby wipe warmers. They were awesome, except the one or two times we forgot to close the thing properly, and they dried out quickly. We tried buying bulk packs of wipes, but we couldn’t fit an entire big package of wipes in it, so we tried ziplocking the remainder, and that didn’t pan out too well.

Her child support checks are about to be cut. This could be a good source of income for her. She already had a reality tv show and she wasn’t that exciting. Hopefully she brings the drama this time.

it’s safe to say the Beverly Hills part of the franchise needed a fresh pint of “housewife” blood to keep it fresh.

The fact that she’s a fan of the show and that she’s had her own realty show in the past means that she knows how it all works. I hope she brings the dramz. You better shake shit up, Denise!

And Michelle Obama ft. Missy Elliott so we can remember how things used to be...

Jez writers have been trying to make “hating James Corden” a thing forever, despite the fact that 95% of Jez’s readership feels like he’s perfectly genial (not to mention a solid ally). It’s not clear where the animosity comes from but it’s awkward.

Every time I see the last part of your comment, I think:

YUP. They just feel better. The good thing about these being the new “trend”, barf, is that you’re seeing a lot prettier options. So I’ll still be wearing granny panties but I can sometimes swap in some nice lace ones in between my bought-at-target-in-packs-of-6 ones. 

I never understood thongs. The whole purpose of underwear is to keep stuff OUT of your asscrack and crotch. Who deliberately decided to a garment out of a string that goes directly INTO your asscrack, transferring your shit-bacteria down to your crotch with great efficiency?

Cool, I’m on trend. I love granny panties. They don’t ride up or give wedgies and they hold in my lower stomach pooch that was given to me by my two beautiful daughters. Granny Panties 4 Life.

It’s so bad. Also it’s so lame and I feel like I’ve been hearing it for so much longer that I would have sworn up and down it was from the late 1990s.