My black cat is called Booger. Originally I named her Eddie after Eddie Vedder but it didn’t stick and somehow she became Booger. She’s the best, as are black cats in general.

A good rule is that a food item is a good cat name. (Bagel!) And plural food is a great cat name. (Waffles!!)

My stepmom calls my cat Stink, which I think is cute. (Her name’s not really Stink, and she does not smell bad, so I dunno.)

I have, but I’m a bit leery of starting over. I make good money, and have quite a few friends that I’d be leaving behind.

As a gay man, I know exactly what the ladies want.

Tbh he is 110% the kind of dude I would have been into at 18 because I was goddamn idiot, so I get it.

Oh, you know me too well! 

I can see why she’s into him: he looks like he has that intoxicating odor of weed, sweat and old spice body spray ladies find irresistible .

These eyeballs brought to you by the makers of Oxycontin.

If this becomes an effective defense, boy that Nigerian Prince is about to get his comeuppance.

Who?

I LOVE this skit.

I don’t think that’s mean. Kim is demonstrating that she’s got a Kris Kardashian sort of ruthlessness when it comes to sacrificing her kids’ childhoods for the sake of fame. Letting Brielle get the same fucked up cosmetic treatments as she does is so negligent and shallow, and it also makes me feel bad for Arianna…

Brielle’s already campaigned hard for getting a hosting gig on something like E! or Access Hollywood (it was a “bit” they did on Don’t Be Tardy but I think she’s 100% serious).

I live in Lexington KY, so it’s a medium-ish sized city. The closest big city would probably be Cincinnati.

A big part of the problem is that I work nights, so I don’t get a chance to go out much, and when I do it’s usually to the movies by myself.

You, perravieja and me.

THIS. It makes me feel so rage-y when I hear it. I fucking hate it. And the singers little moves in the video make me hate it all the more. 

I actually sort of like Don’t Be Tardy but it’s really hard to reconcile with the nagging suspicion I have that Kim’s a Trump supporter.

All that money and dude still looks like my dad on a lazy Saturday. I guess they are just like us.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”