One question: if they don’t help with the kids they already have, isn’t their claim that they are “definitely done!” a good thing?

Who’s to say I wasn’t smoking as Amelia so I could get up and walk away from Bethenny who wouldn’t pay my boy toy to take pictures for her in Puerto Rico?

I mean Carole. Who’s to say Carole wasn’t, etc etc.

ah ha ha! I’m watching the newest episode and I, I mean Carole, says in her talking head: That’s why people smoke. So they can get up from the table...

In other words, Bethenny has led her to the devil tobacco....but isn’t that a sort of universal experience?

Dorinda is a TERRIFYING drunk. I’ve been on the receiving end of that kind of rage and it’s something I’ve never forgotten about. The person who did it to me is now sober, made amends, and have turned their life around, but I still remember the worst of it. (It’s actually something I discussed with Mr. Levy the other…

Yeah it seemed like a full on Craig-pillow situation. Maybe Carol needs a Ms. Pat to coddle her for a few months before dropping the axe out of nowhere and on national tv.

To be fair, she gives her boyfriends the same name. Maybe Adam left because he was sick of being confused for the cat.

I think the new Heathers was about that, but they pulled it because I think the revenge plot was a school shooting and the Florida shooting happened.

It was Cosmo. It was a fluffy piece of nonsense for Cosmo for fuck’s sake; they seemingly gave her months to write it and she couldn’t get it done. Good luck with that journalism career sweetheart.  

Also TRUE!

Some people thrive on procrastination and do their best work under those circumstances. I aced my way through high school and college leaving everything until the last minute. Most my best work was produced the night before it was due. Also, being bad with deadlines is a pretty common trait for writers, even the editor…

Well, you know...I’m, I mean she’s, a complicated woman. Smoking and exercising in the same year because you can’t put...her....in abox.

Yeah, IDK about her...milieu...this season. Between being all up Tinsley’s ass and acting like her new BFF is Cosmo’s editor (when the woman just wants her fucking articles on time, CAROLE), plus her confessional looks are batshit. She’s trying too hard to capture something and falling into the kooky territory.

YES!

And wasn’t it a one page item that she was struggling on finishing? I remember her procrastination on the biography she was supposed to be writing. Did that ever get finished? What kind of (self absorbed) writer can’t bs their way through a book about themselves? Now she’s gonna focus on TV writing?

Bish, BYE!

I know! I’m relatively sure I used to like her, but this season she’s truly awful, in multiple ways. 

Thank you, dearest. And back atcha! I’m so sorry about your cousin, but I’m glad you were able to ditch the toxic friendship. To be honest, when I decided to get clean I was doing it for my dad more than I was for myself. My mum was terminal and I couldn’t bear the thought of him losing both his wife and his only…

I was about to post this but deleted it! Yes! Didn’t she have a book or big article and the first draft was due like four days after the footage was shot and she hadn’t written...anything?

Did I mention that I’m—I mean she’s—also an award winning journalist who was the darling of ABC news, a size nothing and a half, just ran a marathon, dated George Clooney for a year, is and MUCH smarter than all of you about politics? I mean that’s what I hear they say about me—I mean her! ;D

I’ve always hated Carole because she is a poseur who pretends to be Progressive but is really a snob who looks down on any actual people who aren’t like her.

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