A season. And while NYC is hella expensive, you throw that on top of family money and, yeah, I think she’s doing ok.

I have a slightly open bite, and I was considering surgery to fix it. And then they told me what it all entailed (and I had that disastrous interaction with that surgeon) and I decided that it just wasn’t a big enough issue. Plates, screws, breaking then reattaching my jaw... Nope nope nope. Not even if they made me…

I would’ve been in early to mid Primary School when her sextape was “leaked”.

What’s sadder, these people believe their own BS or that othera lap it up.

Off the top of my head:

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

“Her black dress with the one green earring sincerely ruined my entire night last week.” LOL 

Brenda Walsh wore this outfit.

I’d be on board with that black/green outfit. I think the other thing that bugged was that everyone else was wearing summery prints and whites and she was there looking like a widow with boner. 

I ended up skipping that one! Damn, now I wish I would have watched. 

What did she call it? “Bone underwear?” I didn’t understand it at all. And the earring was absolutely bonkers.
But! Not as bonkers as these pants, which is when she totally jumped the sartorial shark:

My eyelashes are stubby and very blonde. Can confirm that I look like a freak without eye makeup on (that or a zaftig 16-century Scandinavian milkmaid). I’ve tried tinting (I like it, but it’s expensive and you have to keep having it redone).

SECONDED. I’ve only tried one or two kinds of fake-lash adhesive, and they both made my eyeballs/contacts feel like they were coated in scuzz (I think it’s the latex in them? I’m not “allergic” to latex but I guess my eyeballs don’t like it?). I tried doing the “apply tiny sprig lashes with semi-permanent glue” thing…

You... have a haircut once a month?

Disappointed. Headline made me think she was leaving the White House, which made me think she knew daddy was on his way to being Manafort’s cellmate. Rats, it’s just her schmata business. On the plus side, at least I’ll be able to shop again at certain stores that I’ve blacklisted because they carried her brand.

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So let’s vote, is Ivanka shitter at being a politician or a businesswoman because I can’t see a notable difference at her complete uselessness in either category.

What I know about Karlie Kloss is what I know about her from the daily show o colbert. She is really into coding and ecouraging young girls to learn how to code so they can express themselves throught technnology which is something super cool if you ask me. So fuck the silly shade in this “article”. I also hope never…

Viva Mascara! There are lots of makeup products I could (and have) drop from my beauty routine, but mascara is the one they’ll have to pry from my cold dead hands. False lashes are a bitch to apply and keep on (I’ve never had a set that hasn’t started lifting in the corners within in hour, and that includes the times…

Ehhhh, I go both ways on this. On the one hand, sure, maybe you don’t NEED six years to decide to marry someone. On the other hand, it’s extremely prudent to make sure you truly know a person before you commingle your lives and bank accounts, and bring children into this world. This is especially applicable for people…