I had no idea people still wore thongs.

I wish they weren’t real, but as someone who has seen some shit - like an actual chair fly across the room... I don’t have a choice.

Give me a Jennifer Hudson... in lieu of Jennifer Lopez and maybe we can talk. 

YEAAAAAAS!!!! I agree.

It’s totally whiny...

I like to take a biscuit, and fill it with coleslaw and give it a light dip in the gravy.

Are we gonna talk about his nose ring tho?

Yeah he was like high voice rapping in his pool the other day (instagram) and I realized I AM NOT ATTRACTED.

I wanna return my Drake card.

Yeah I am also not a fan of his in general, 

MY FAVOOOOORIIIIIIIIIITE. 

MORE TWANG IS NEEDED - WHO AUTOTUNED THIS ANGEL!?

I can hear her saying “TRACY WTF MAN!” in her voice in my head. 

I know. :|

I was gonna say... that doll house joke was actually in his regular routine for a long time. 

I feel like your kid is more likely to be involved in a school shooting. I have two little kids, and they are in a daycare setting where the front door buzzes open - then you go through another set of buzzed open doors. If it wasn’t bright and cheerful you would think it was a jail. They did it for protection... and…

I think this just proves you are definitely a better person than me! :)

Do you think it could pop up later as a break down? I think you kind of suppressed it no? I mean I obviously don’t know you or anything like that. I could see being numb to the news... then seeing myself be incredibly crazy after the numbness wore off.

Exactly - I think of my children’s faces and feel guilty even staying 5 minutes extra at work. I can’t imagine not having that connection with my family where something else comes before them. Not even myself. 

SAME