The Breakfast Club had him on last week or something and he could barely put together a sentence. The words that did come out his mouth were horrible, and he tried painting a picture that people are just out to get him - when HE IS CLEARLY INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT. He is a compulsive liar, and I don’t get why this judge…

I try to prioritize.

I feel like I can smell ALL the hairspray. 

Can you imagine going to a bar, specifically because Brielle was there and cheering for her because you are excited to see her?

100000% I am in the same boat as you. I don’t find myself to be conventionally pretty in the slightest - but I honestly LIKE the way I look most of the time.

OMG loosen up! 

I got my lips plumped one time (and they weren’t even noticeable because I had a damn Groupon) and it hurt REAL bad. I can’t imagine the pain of getting them this big. 

Yes - an infamous Kardashian “photo booth”. 

They look like those candy lips!!!!

Mariah’s retouchers are again the one deserving the praise here! 

Totally and I think Khloe has a LOT of control issues, via Kris. 

Yeah you can see the waves in the picture :( its so fucking sad. 

Kim Z is literally a Kim K wannabe and all of it makes me sick.

Yeah I am a little torn on whether or not it was him or her telling him not to. Maybe they had an agreement? I dunno. But I can safely call him a DILF and that’s all that matters to me.

They met while working at my firm, and honestly it gives me great pride to know these two beautiful people walked among some of the grumpiest geezers I work with! :) 

I am more sad Adam has been a dad and I haven’t been able to call him a DILF for 2 years.

Yeah I have no doubt its hard and it hurts - and I could totally see myself being a bitch to my husband or snarky (envisioning) at times. It seems you guys are doing it right, and I hope you have an outlet for your hurt and anger. 

THE FOCUS IS REAAAAAL. HAHAHA.

AHHHH SO TRUE.