No ice cream for lil Mikey.

Even better I imagine him looking like the Stink Bug in John Oliver’s book. 

Maybe Ice Tea is his thing?

The forever truth:

We saw Michael Cohen last Saturday morning at Viand Coffee Shop on the UES.

YES! Please walk into a room, consider me worthy for one purr and a leg rub dance and then LEAVE! I’ll be fine!

Take this and run:

I only came here to say “I dislike John Mellencamp and his music”.

AH I SAID THE SAME BUT I AM GRAYED FOR LIIIIIIIIIFE.

I saw a mannequin at the Nike store yesterday that I literally had to refrain from seducing.

I hope it stays away from Chinatown. 

This feels like witch craft - she fell the day before!?

I would love to be turned down by this cat. 

YESSSSS - best words to describe it!!!

I LOVE HER!

My head is exploding that we have to explain this. 

DIDN’T KNOW I COULD AND ARE ON IT!!!

All of this - I just need to stop beating myself up! 

This is also my cousin’s situation. Her mom is able bodied, but a total evil human being. I think the day she dies will be the best day of her life.

ITS THE BEST AGE!!