It pains me to say this... but we are all going as FROZEN. :(

;)

I wish that quality over quantity thing WORKED!!!!!!!! LOL.

I mean its probably not as frequent as it was when we were dating. BUT ITS STILL FREQUENT I SWEAR! lol.

Good point... but as soon as the nuclear winter is gone all of us cancer stricken poor people are going to need slum housing to live in. He will be waiting with his tiny hands open.

This all feels very American Horror Story Apocalypse right now.

YES! 

HAHAHA Right - or imagine them just floating around in there when you walk in. 

The only turtle I’d avidly run over with my car:

I am more worried that he knows he’s going to get us in deep shit, and will need to text us all to take cover when the rest of the world comes for us.

Oh I was just being funny - but no really I don’t think I would use another persons sex toy... unless it was that Hitachi Wand!

Oh I don’t mind I was just kidding - I am totalllly used up and 100% I DON’T GIVE A FUUUUUGGGGGG, but I am also married now and only being used by 1 frequent customer... my poor husband HAHA!

Or having any relations at all with a woman... 

I wonder if they are near a Fuller’s Car Wash.

This just made me realize I am a USED woman.

I just want to remind everyone that he had a hair transplant.

Wait... you have never ridden on a subway before?