She has this smugness to her that just makes me render her unlikable.

Hahaha I am dying over Yolanda Hadid popping up on the top. 

I hate Judy Greer. There I said it. I feel better.

“Mam are you winking at me!!” “NOOOOOO I SWEAR!!” “MAM PLEASE STOP WINKING!!!”

I would be opposite if my boyfriend left me for a tall, skinny, blonde model. 

I thought all NY’ers were skinny!? This makes me feel better about my birthday trip coming up haha.

I think if my stomach was flatter, I could be okay with it... that being said, because my stomach is NOT flat I hike my undies above my belly button because the muffin top is enough to drive me insane! 

SAME! Maybe it has always been a little off, but as I hit 33 this year, it has taken a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. I find myself opening my eyes Ramona Singer style anytime someone talks to me.

No I mean she is like itching her ass and this is why I wouldn’t want to be famous because I would get snapped looking and doing much worse.

Hahaha what goes on over there?! 

I also have posture issues, which is why I relate to this photo sooo much (and why I could never be famous). I am constantly adjusting myself to sit straight. Seeing this photo was a HUGE wake up call for myself.

YOU GO GIRL WOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

My eyes aren’t symmetrical. My left eye is exactly like this:

Yeah I feel like its purposely ill fitting to be quirky - but the whole photo is something that would ruin my week if that was me. 

They feel SO well made, its just crazy one pair was so soft and slide on amazing, and the other was SO stiff and narrow. Shoes are life ruiners for me. 

IT IS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE!!!

I don’t want to body shame, but its just NOT flattering at all - but most of my lounge clothes are not either... its just I normally wear clothes that at least fit me. 

I just took a photo of myself to send to a salon so they can see my outgrowth... and I never noticed it!!! I am not wearing eye makeup today, and I always wear thick black cat eyeliner. I never noticed how droopy its gotten!! I think I will make a call to a plastic surgeon!! 

I would go to a dog fashion show SO FAST for the people watching alone. This made me laugh out loud.