Coach is definitely a dying breed among the thirsty. 

My supervisor gives me all the inspiration for my hate on a daily basis. 

My favorite scene from anything anywhere. 

Cocaine.

I also thought in my head “LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS!”.

I can’t find any flats that do not scrap the back of my heels. I am a forever wedge girl for this exact reason. 

TB is garbage, but I do like that god damn turtleneck!!!!

HOW CAN ANYONE BE MEAN AT GRAHAM NORTON.

I was reading this in fear the 11 year old would get hurt or “hit by a shoe” given the story above.

Girl I feel you (sorry was out of the office over the weekend and had jury duty yesterday)!!

I would put it on the market like COUNTRY WIDE.

Seriously terrifying!!!!!! I am glad you are okay, sincerely. 

PHEW!!!! What a great group actually. Wow what are you?? I have a Virgo and a Taurus - I am a Scorpio and my husband is a Sag. I feel like my girls and I will be a tight unit, but are worried my husband will be too carefree for us.

Virtual Gem is in a 8.5! She complains about foot pain all the time and asks for foot rubs. It breaks my heart - but then again I also blame the damn Paw Patrol shoes.

Oh good - I know that is horrible to say but I rather you have your money than for it to be squandered by someone else.

Liza 4ever.

Wait you know they spent that money on drugs right? 

In my case, yes, because my kid won’t wear them. I bought multiple shoes one time and they went to waste because she grew out of them so fast and preferred one pair.

hahahaha omg it is

OMG YOU ARE BIZAARRRROOO!!!!!!