virtualbrit
VIRTUAL BRIT
virtualbrit

I have had issues with Amazon reviews lately - I feel like everyone is getting shit for free, for their review. 

TOTALLY. My 3 year old uses tummy and I always reply with “Oh your stomach hurts”. Hearing an adult woman refer to her stomach as a tummy just grosses me out.

NOPALINA! More of a blend then a tea, but we would always hit up Chinatown for teas too.

Agreed - I mean what people don’t know this though!! 

YES I am literally looking for the stuff I used to buy at the Hispanic market!!

I mean... I think there are plenty of people who have sex on a first date. 

I think there are people constantly dissing Periana too. Both are annoying. They kissed on stage - WHO CARES. Their mom hung out - WHO CARES!

I just feel like we are beating a dead horse. 

I can’t think of anything worse - seriously.

Diet teas make you poop. This makes your “tummy” (a word I fucking hate) feel less bloated.

I would T9 my life away...

Its a great idea, no doubt, but I have a galley kitchen and the thought of something so big in the way is more frustrating than cooking with a 3 year old.

Showtime’s Gigolo’s Forever!

I have neighbors preparing for a fucking civil war!!! Trump is literally the biggest piece of shit human being ever.

I am about to pull a Chris Crocker over this shit:

Ugh, its still a hideous contraption. 

ALL THE DAMN LAYERS!!! I was able to mix and match everything so it looked like I had tons of outfits.

Thanks it’s going to be a cold world without her :(

Hi! This of course was an internal investigation - that being said I still think he’s a POS.

I need a place to hide my secrets!! LOL.