I also want to add, that he is about as hot as a guy named “Gerald” gets:

She makes bad choices all the time. Bad tats, bad hair, bad drugs, bad boyfriend, bad music.

I want all the shirts in these gifs.

Totally - 

LOL!! 

Nicki Minaj just said on her Insta that Target sold out of her CD in the store... in my head I was like “who the hell is still buying CDs”?!? Are people actually listening to CDs still?!

Its seriously so upsetting. I want to ugly cry even thinking this could happen to any woman. 

AGREED!!! I have no idea why you are grey!!! I just got out of the greys not too long ago... but find I am still greyed a lot at random.

The video says: The Simpsons : Simpsons Roasting On an Open Fire

I need him to plow a bad guy off a mountain. That is all I am asking for.

Mmmmm we don’t have Jack in the Box. :( They do have the best poppers!!! 

Haha!!! The chip bag is also an emergency barf bag.

I KNOW!!! I am a big McDonalds person so this made me feel less bad about my once a week habit. I am sure my arteries don’t have the same enthusiasm... 

Go inside and grab fist fulls at the condiments counter... mine was doing the same thing and I was like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm DON’T DENY ME MY SAUCES!!!

I am so happy everyone is a Taco Bell stan around here. This is where I truly belong. 

AH I am a Chipotle > McDonalds > Taco Bell > Wendy’s > BK

Chipotle cleaaaaaaaanse baby!

I include Chipotle in my diet just so I can shit without straining. #roidrage

I’d hump it? 

MY EXACT THOUGHTS!!!