But was she ever?

It ignites an internal rage, I never knew I had.

Sadly, I would sit awkwardly for 30 minutes for the endless breadsticks alone...

Oh god I think we were the only 2 people that did. 

AH - I didn’t see it.

Definitely not a goblin - and I hate that line!! “He’s not looking to date anyone” could mean he’s probably a fuck boy too.

From me:

Oh god I really hate myself for this one... but this counts as 5 too right?

As an immigration legal biller... I have too many jokes about how far $10k will go in that aspect.

Also you guys missed out on “I’LL NEVER LET GO JACK!”... 

There’s no place like home.

With my luck, I only thought we were dating and it would be WAY more embarrassing. 

OMMMMMMMMMMMMG MY DREAM. 

Camille: Giving all of us with one droopy eye hope that one day Harry Styles will boink us.

I think its way over the top - but then again maybe I am a shitty person. 

I know... maybe I am just a shitty person? I don’t know. 

True - apologies for that. 

You guys... something is wrong with me... I am not feeling well and suddenly feel really burned out on Beyonce anything.

I googled peach pie, and its just a bunch of recipes with throwing pie on the grill... we may have stumbled across something amazing.

Uhm, he sounds fucking awful. I hope you know your worth now and NEVER settle for a garbage pile like that.