This was a good roast!!! Last nights though was pretty bad. 

It wasn’t funny - you didn’t miss much.

I only came here to say THIS ROAST WAS SO BAD AND UNFUNNY I HAD TO TURN IT OFF.

I can see Paris being really popular... but Lohan not so much.

Oh mines not natural either! I am a dirty dishwasher blonde naturally, but because my hair has reddish tones it doesn’t bleach well.

Yes agreed. She has kind of cashed out her “privilege card” here. My guessing if she gets caught doing something illegal there, they would send her back here and could avoid charges or something.

Someone else mentioned that... all of it seems veeeeeeeeeery high risk. 

High price + High risk. 

Someone just said they heard it could be a money laundering scheme...

I mean... I can see it. This weird hiding out in Dubai and now this...

Well I no longer feel bad about my “yellowish” blonde hair... that’s for damn sure.

I don’t want to be rude but...

PLEASE. Also lets make an event out of here! 

Exactly - I think it bothers me more that SUCH a mediocre idea is even being used...

I had no idea “negress” was even a word (NYT HEADLINE), it hurts my stomach. 

I said something just like this and was told:

THIS.

DID THEY ENJOY IT?

Ah I love coming in Monday morning to stories like these!!

OMG I am so sorry. What were the red flags??