According to Jez “Rom Coms” are making a comeback!!!

Is that a skinny girl thing? I honestly do not think I have ever once cared about collarbones. 

We have a thread going on over here... we pretty much tore apart the whole damn mess that is Carole:

I was just talking with NomNom and ANDIMALEX about what a nightmare she has been this season.

I don’t think I have ever been jealous of a collarbone in my whole damn life.

Thanks Carole!! 

I am planning on getting a “Fat Homer” tattoo at some point. I love Simpson’s Tattoos. 

My husband is the same. When we go to parties, he ends up talking to us most of the time then with the men... who are talking mostly about sports and how they are “definitely done!” having kids - even though they don’t help with the ones they have.

This is EVERYTHING!

In our house, hockey has become housewives - housewives has more fights so hes okay with it.

Deep breaths!!! ;) 

HAHAHAHA!!!! Somewhere out there, a girl posting this to her Instagram. #relationshipgoals #love #agirlcandream

I am so opposite. I was more nervous this time than with my first. I feel like my leave was a bluuuuur. With Virtual Gem I was really in sync in this weird hippy way. With Virtual Simi I had those issues early on and that was a whole month of problems so I feel like I got NO time :(

I’m only okay with House Bunny.

Movie possibilities:

WOWOW! That is still amazing!!! I only lasted 2 weeks in with my first - I was EBF. My supply dropped. I immediately put on 10 pounds. My skin broke out. My hair fell out... All around NYE 2017. I had started a new job, and I think my body just broke.

Call me when there’s WiFi.

That is the scarier thing - you don’t know if it will break your batch! Once I started only pumping, I went from an over supply (mastitis, over and over and over and over, with a heaping scoop of THRUSH) to one boob making 1 ounce and the other only 4.

;) I got lucky, I was looking for a roommate on Craigslist and ended up with a husband. He’s from Europe - so I recommend all you start searching in the Baltics or the Nordics. THEY LOVE COUPLING!