Damn it.

For your viewing pleasure:

RECIPE. - SORRY!! 

Here to add Aldi sells mini brioche buns - they would be fantastic with this receipe.

I spent way too much time in this thread. 

Mmm volcano taco was SOOO GOOD. 

Yeah I would definitely get the Power Burrito if I wanted to be “healthy”. I will miss it - it was a solid burrito. 

You need to be head of marketing - like today.

South Suburban Chicago here - our TB breakfast has longer lines than McDonalds. Its the best breakfast.

Dear god - I am a monster who loves a soggy Chalupa.

This is my husbands favvvvvvv. 

The only thing I care about in Dorinda’s house, are those GREEN SOLDIER THINGS.

My husband, 3 year old and I watch most weekends together - its sooo fucking happy! I just feel so happpppy after its a TV XANAX!

And that’s if they can get it up after a few pints... 

I know! Its equivalent to me wearing Spanx in a spandex dress - YOU SEE IT NO MATTER WHAT!

When I brought this up when he was first arrested - I was actually attacked here! Everyone said “not everyone wants to name their accuser” or “is mentally unable to deal or know who every person who came through is”.

His love for tank tops is all the proof I need. 

Okay, so I saw no chemistry between them at all on the VMA’s and have watched a couple videos of them making out.

Don’t give me ideas!!! 

You mean you don’t want to spend 100 hours dusting each and every one - hoping it doesn’t fall off.