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HAHAHA!! 

Mine is Mini Maid which is less human... Rupert is adorable. Do people bedazzle their Roombas? I am asking for a friend obviously.

100000000000%!!!!!

I know. I honestly feel horrible because he does some of the grossest stuff. And yes its gross. She poos, pees, gets food everywhere, is mean... I mean its a LOT to deal with and he does it daily with no complaints.

OMG I wish our cat cared about the Roomba. I semi treat the Roomba like a real person... 

Yeah I am really confused when I hear couples aren’t splitting the work or chipping in when they can. Mostly because its 2019 - like if you aren’t splitting it what the fuck is going on?!

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This gets in my head WAY more than it should... even if my kids haven’t watched LBB in a month or more:

We are also forgetting our  other “spouse” the Roomba. My Roomba makes me feel like the dishes are done even if its just rolling over a Lego repeatedly. 

I think I am in that group of “50/50". To be honest, my husband might even do more work than me around the house.

Unpopular opinion - but I am fine with this. 

HAHAHAHA!!! SAME!!!!! I am so glad I am not alone because I am asking my husband all these questions and half the time I only hearing “GRAPHITE”. As dumb as I feel... I still really enjoyed watching it. 

Yeah I have a particularly hard time with English accents. When I watch Just Fab, in order to catch all the jokes - I alwaaaays leave on captions.

AH! How cool though - my husband is from Latvia. 

I don’t know if I could process the actual information fast enough - though I do have difficulty understanding English accents at times as well.

How did I miss this story!?! 

I also could not stop laughing at my desk and I feel like a complete sicko. 

I’d like to think mine would stay... but I think he would definitely let his curiosity get the best of him.

My mini panther has a squirrel friend that sits on the post out side of the window and just stares at him for like a minute and then scampers off.

I live on a busy street - I think its idiotic to even risk it.

Nope - I made a note they were fully clawed so people didn’t go on declawing rants.