Seriously - I'd have Girls, Girls, Girls by Jay-Z over Take Care any day. The nice guy shtick is so tiring. Like Drake is sensitive and shit but only bc he wants to get laid & if you don't serve him the C on a platter, he's gonna whine about it & tell the whole world where you work

Yolanda is a smart woman.

Presenting Raven Symoné for comparison

Cher can do whatever the fuck she wants.

Also teenage boys smell.

Did I stutter?

If she doesn't call it "Sour Grapes," she really missed an opportunity.

Given her personality she really needs to call it Sour Grapes.

Who the fuck hates on Bruno Mars? Dude is like a little dancing ray of sunshine. I want to keep him in my pocket for days when I'm sad. I can open it and he'll be in there all dancing and smiling and singing like yea yea YEA!

Oh yeah, unicorns and sparkly shoes. Why are sparkly shoes not an everyday fashion item for adults? This I do not understand.

When I go to Target I buy my little girl ALL the dinosaur and insect shirts because fuck Dora and the Disney princesses. But I still get her all the unicorn shirts because I'm not a monster.

Yeah, why is everyone acting like regular kids never get dressed up?

I wanna snatch them off their little baby heads. Babies in bowler hats. Now that is a trend I wanna see.

I fucking hate those headbands!

$50,000 to taylor swift's networth (a # i didn't look up and just guessed) would be 3 cents to her.

if you can't trust the guy who gave the world "Rack City," who can you trust

Kenny G is weirdly ageless, in that he has pretty much looked like he was in his mid forties for the last twenty years.

What-the-fuck-ever, I want these and I don't care if it makes me seem shallow. If I had 3k to spend on anything cosmetic, I'd spend it on this. I'm 10x more insecure about my lack of brows than I am about my lack of breasts.