It was so nice of Madge to stop by the Grammys on her way to this year's Motherboy competition.

Senior photo moment or geriatric back pain?

Jez,

Exactly how is it that she has a fiancé?! And I am the single one?!

I uh....I shouldn't be torn between the male and female. But I am....

Bah, cocaine level shit? Is that the craziest behavior you've ever seen, coked up person behavior? Apparently, you've never lived in Florida like I have.

Waaaaay back in the 80's when I was growing up, nicer restaurants had "no children under 12 years" rules. Nobody thought this was odd, outrageous, or mean. They thought if you were paying that much money for a plate of food, you deserved to eat it without a baby serenade.

Obligatory - one of my all-time favourite gifs always and forever:

Wow, Mugatu can really turn it OUT.

OBLIGATORY PRINCE GIF PARTY!!

So tired. We did this in 2002, Jenn. I think you wore that same fucking outfit.

looks familiar

Lesbians are hot...I decided.

Plastered with a hot model on her arm.

Yay for drunk slut Wednesdays!

You guys didn't lead into this story right. She is sitting with Cara Delevingne, one of the top runway models in the world, notorious party girl, and rumored lesbian. Thats a headline if I've ever read one. (see: hand on thigh last pic)

Michelle Rodriguez making out with a girl at a basketball game? This is the happiest lesbian Wednesday ever.

Thank you, Urban, but I already have a special shirt that advertises my depression. It's oversized and has a butterscotch pudding stain on it. It hasn't been washed in a few months. I should wash it. Eh. I'm just going to lay here. Wonder if there's anything new on Netflix. I could check. Oh. My ex is logged into my…

There were at least four of these in my Facebook feed.