Derelique... We have finally arrived.

I, for one, endorse this trend. It can't be long before grey (formerly white) bras, period-stained underwear and holey socks become the first choice for rich people too.
I will be sitting on a gold mine.

Me too. I really feel she should have a better career!

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The Weed Beneath My Wigs

And all props to the burrito guy, with his entrepreneurial foresight.

Kinda interesting to compare the stories of people jackassing from all over the country with the stereotype that pot makes you lazy.

Remember: Everyone should have known that Lindy was hungover, and been extra nice to her as a result.

So this is John Tucker Must Die, with adults.

HOW IS THIS NOT FEATURED?!?!?!

NEVER FORGET!

I ain't mad at it.

Can't express how much I love this. I. Love. This. HARD.

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

I fucking love her. It's completely besides the point, but girl looks RED-ICULOUS-ly good. WERK. She's hilarious & so smart. Not even fair she'd also be so fucking hot. #womancrush

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

Alfred is an excellent butler.

On the real though, you can say "Jake Ryan" to pretty much any woman* and they will make a swoony sigh. The fact that he quit acting after this movie and is now a carpenter who makes custom furniture just makes him even sexier.

*well, at least the kind of woman who is interested in men.

everything is going wrong. And there he is, sitting back down in his seat