That many religious sects (Episcopals, Presbyterians, etc) have openly gay and lesbian pastors and church leaders and perform same sex marriages exactly as they do opposite sex marriages escaped your attention?

Take out the vowels, and you are left with "RNC PR BS", which is the most on-the-nose description of him that I've ever heard.

Honestly, if she wrote a book, I’d definitely read it! I knew nothing of her before, but have been impressed by the poise and resilience she’s demonstrated.

1. Get savagely beaten by a person you trust
2.???
3. PROFIT!!

I think we might want to look a little closer at Fincher himself. It seems as though being in one of his movies causes nothing but trouble for his male leads. OBSERVE:

It’s actually uncanny.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

he’s not.

Ah I’d love that.

If this conversation had been allowed to take place a couple more times in history, the planet would be in better shape now.

SHE IS 21

I think she should go the Rick Steves route.

Madonna.

Because sky cake isn’t tasty unless the sky pie and the sky baklava people don’t get to have any cake.

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

I tell people my dog died. It makes them feel like shit. I started this a few years ago and it brings me great joy!