So everyone, answer me this:

Did HANNAH DAVIS decide which photo ended up on the cover? Did she make that call? Or did she just, you know, show up, do her job, and then someone chose that photo?

Did HANNAH DAVIS think "Yeah, I think I'll pull my bathing suit down a little, that is an idea I am having personally" or was…

I think that 23 year old McConaughey just DID get me pregnant.

Diddy did it first:

Why if I didn't know better, I'd suspect that Komen pretty much just exists to give big corporations some good press and a tax write-off.

Yep. It is like the Louis CK stand up about how men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will murder them.

Ok well you can send me the kitchen. I am deeply enamored of toy kitchens, even though I have a house with a real kitchen that I use mostly for making coffee and taking bites directly from the block of whatever fancy cheese my husband bought last. But the toy kitchen I had as a kid? The greatest thing that has ever…

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

My husband and I have, during arguments, yelled at the other versions of, "I hope the next shit you take is unsatisfying! I hope you work really hard, and it's tiny! And I hope you don't realize there's no toilet paper and you don't realize until after so you have to apologize to me so I will bring you another roll!"

I obviously did not think this through.

This cat isn't high, but someone posted it yesterday and I can't stop staring at it. Though if it helps, I was high when I saw it.

I bet this cat just watched Bob's Burgers and Youtube videos and didn't even do his homework.

Would you please take your bestie to happy hour and buy her a cocktail for all of us replying on this thread? She deserves a cocktail.

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

I'd like to figure out how to use the phrase "He's a fucking programer, not a linguists" into conversation.

Allow me to translate for Oscar. "why....................Why.................WHY? Why must I be ripped from the warm bosom of slumber?! Why must I be violently returned to this cold cruel world of reality from that glorious golden realm of dreams where I am free if only a short while from this dark tomb of awareness!…

NOTHING shows less class than being rude to those in the service industry. You can have all the money in the world, but if you're rude to wait staff etc, you are trash. FACT.

You can pry my skinnies out of my cold dead hands. I'm only slightly taller than average but I'm leggy. Boot cut jeans always end up being too short and tall would be way to long. With skinnies if they're too short they just looked cropped. if they're a little long you can just roll them up a bit.

Ok 1. You are so right and I have a totally new found respect for social media. As Americans we are NOT safe from our government and a night like this shows us the fine line we walk.

My cynical self is wondering if MSM will label these videos/pictures/tweets/etc. as "unverifiable" like they did with all the citizen journalism coming out of the mideast and elsewhere.

The astounding realization that the FPD trying to kick out the media has resulted in this massive barrage of photos, videos, tweets, posts, stories, etc. is so amazing to me. What are you thinking, FPD? The only thing I could think is that these are a bunch of old, clueless people who don't really understand the…