So slow your roll, coffee drinkers.

Jezebel really wants me to finish this bottle of bourbon today.

I, for one, am more angry with Swiffer for exploiting both outdated and oppressive gender "norms" as well as an adorable, grandparent-like couple.

Whyyyy do I have to sit through a 30 second ad to see an ad. WHY NBC.

We mock the clothes but not the bodies.

I suppose if people can't buy bread, you also think they should just eat cake?

Unbiblical Womanhood

I've always liked Britney, although I imagine seeing her 'live' would be like paying to visit a ropey stripper.

As a latchkey kid of the 90's who ate food bank shit thanks to "trickle down economics" and who graduated college during a recession that boomers are 100% responsible for- my heart doesn't really give a shit about you until you post that shit on instagram.

That's the millenial experience of privilege. A lot of us millienials, an ever increasing number of us grew up WITHOUT that privilege. I hate the way millienial is tossed around like we're all from the same perfect little late 1980s, 1990s nuclear family.

Fuck that.

That sounds like a fair deal...as long as you agree to take Justin Bieber back.

That reminds me of this! :D

Obama's just like your girlfriend? you mean she shut you down too?

I teach 16-year-old girls. People underestimate them far too often.

A little OT, but homeless shelters really appreciate it when ppl donate pads and tampons. Poor women often have to resort to makeshift pads of toilet paper from Macdonalds and the like. As if it didn't suck enough to be poor and homeless... Anyway, if you give things to homeless shelters and women's shelters, consider…

Can there PLEASE be a fashion scavenger hunt for this dress?!

And extra apostrophes, in case you need them!