I have an inner goddess! She makes a volcano of blood go off once a month, and will cause great pain and grief unless I sacrifice cotton and ibuprofen to her. If I'm aware the time of sacrifice is coming up, I also sacrifice a cow (or part of a cow, or some other similar iron-rich red meat) and dark chocolate to…

A selfie that I just took:

BUT WHO GETS CUSTODY OF THE GUNS?

I'd definitely keep snacks in there. Various types of candy. Maybe some cheese.

Actually, please DO put your racist tendencies front and center when you're online dating - it will deter non racists from wasting even a single second of their time pursuing a connection with someone who is completely incompatible, while also attracting the interests of fellow bigots - taking them out of the dating…

/random story about Dolly Parton

It'd be terrible if we thought of the issue as involving real people with real lives and real children.

I thought I would pitch in, even though this might be common knowledge to a lot of you, that in a lot of restaurants, the servers tip out the bussers, bartenders, etc, from their total sales. So, if you stiff the server, you are actually making them pay to serve you.

At the very least, it is ethically compromising to support a restaurant that does not pay its workers adequately and to refuse to tip.

Can I just say that everyone is super glad when you "turn around and walk right out?" Your friends probably hate going out to restaurants with you. Unless they're just as awful.

Barbasol is also excellent to shoot with a bb gun. It makes man-scented snow!!

Questions: Since when do women not want to be friends with bears?

tuition is also climbing. I was a freshman in 2001. Back then, you could comfortably pay your tuition by working and going to school.

I don't trust anything old Moonvest says.

"And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen."

The bedazzled thong for men certainly is having a moment, isn't it?

sploosh!

When the Women's team has problems with repeated accusations of sexual assault, then I can buy into your Athletics and Academics don't Mix thesis, but I think it's got lots to do with young men and how society treats young men's transgressions based on membership in an elite clique.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Stoning Stone, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five…