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If my dog was that stupid he wouldn't be allowed to sleep in my bed at night.

kalo kale, ia ia ia Nike!

Juror B37, is that you?

I can't. So let's just enjoy this cartoonishly cute kitten.

I watched The Bachelorette for the first time last night.

This is so fucking stupid ("Hillary is old") that even my pubescent SONS said, "They wouldn't say that if she were a man."

A Matt Lauer one. He's a bit of a dick.

There. Fixed it.

That's not broccoli, that's a heavily color saturated purple cauliflower. God, Penabler, get it right!

Am I the only one who really wants to see a David Lynch directed romantic comedy now? Everyone would leave the theater to go take a shower and cry themselves to sleep. Much like a normal romantic comedy but this time with long-term scarring!

Agreed. My experience as a northerner is that we've all got the racism going about pretty rampantly here, so I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's just percolating in the South.

What did the rape victim say to the abortion provider?

The men are progressively becoming more desperate and pathetic with each season. It's fantastic.

I have incredibly impressive tits (34 DDD) an amazing sex drive, and can not only speak cogently on economics, but many other subjects you know nothing about....
I happen to know there are lots of us out here....

I call mine "the boy" — but only when describing him to other people. I've never shouted "BOY!" at him, though I may have to start.

Kittentits.

5) Tides come in, tides go out.

Because there are SO MANY false rape accusations.

I thought she was doing that on purpose, honestly, to make fun of the faces that AF models usually have. I could be wrong though but it seemed tongue-in-cheek

That's wonderful. And probably true. My mom didn't suffer fools lightly.