What a fucking asshole.

Nah, the default (and correct) position to always take is to assume a college kid is full of shit.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

I just wish someone could tell us where Carson Wentz to college. You’d think they’d mention that.

I was trying to come up with a joke and I couldn’t. This sort of shit makes me deeply angry. Not two months ago, my wife gave birth, and while it was, on the whole a relatively short labor, it was still incredibly difficult for her and emotionally difficult for both of us. The idea that my partner could be delivering…

Looks to me like he got his gross opinions thoroughly repudiated by 30 other people, which is kind of how this thing is supposed to work. At this point, seeing him repeatedly told how and why he’s wrong and just how many people think he’s an asshole is more useful as a deterrent than just deleting the thread.

In the…

Milo is a walking, talking gimmick that was never very interesting to begin with. He’s desperate for public attention but lacks talent, so he has to settle for outrage. I strongly suspect he is a deeply unhappy person destined for nothing but more disappointment and sorrow as he grows increasingly irrelevant. As for…

How dare you. He was/is one of my literary crushes. I prefer to think of him as an erudite Kevin Pollak.

I’m going to neither disagree or agree with you about Armisen’s Obama. My break-the-internet, scorching take is that neither were that good, because neither Pharoah or Armisen ever really had a read on the guy. Pharoah’s might have been technically better but they were both just exaggerating a few mannerisms and that…