Your engine knows what’s good and what isn’t, so when it’s burning oil it makes sure to burn off all the contaminants in there. This ensures your self-changing oil stays as clean as possible, and emits a nice blue haze out of your tailpipe to let fellow drivers know you’re being responsible about maintenance. This…

If you get it right you don’t even need the oil changes at Jiffy Lube anymore. Your engine develops self-changing oil, i.e. it burns enough of it that you just put a quart in every two thousand miles or so and it’s fine.

The LSS now had new tires, spark plugs, wires, PCV valve, belts, EGR, throttle body and a coolant flush.

Have you never bought a used BMW before?  That’s less sketchy then most sellers.

His pregnant wife would have told him not to waste beer while she handed him a battery.

In my mind’s eye, Nelson Agholor is trying to convince the kid to hold out for a ball signed by Carson Wentz and Nick Foles.

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

It’s easy! Just never use the word “buy” when it comes to iTunes or other corporations’ equivalents. Say “license” instead.

I wrote several hundred words to supplement the header pic with this kind of information.

I usually don’t pay a whole lot of attention to bylines of News articles but basically every time I get halfway through and stop to check whose work I’m reading, it’s because it’s Sean O’Neal and it’s hilarious.

This is a weird one. A person I’ve never met, but for whom I feel great affection, just quit his job, and I’m really, really happy for this stranger.

Yeah, there was the briefest of joys in seeing Dan In Real Life 2 after so long, before why I was seeing it kicked in.

I was thinking they look like hot exhaust pipes glowing. Also look like legos. 

The following are not known to be Stephen Miller’s phone number: 000-000-0000 thru 202-881-8640 and 202-881-8642 thru 999-999-9999

But it had such a happy ending.

I went and watched Hereditary alone at 1130 this Sunday, and it destroyed me. I never knew a tongue click could frighten. I don’t miss the utter darkness of driving in rural areas, the only illumination that tiny cone of your headlights. I knew going in not much other than it was a horror movie that focuses largely on…

Call me the dissenter. $5000 in green to seller. $4000 in green to Porsche specialist who finds all the safety items which have been forgotten and are necessary to be repaired for drivability.

Okay anyone out there suffering: please get help. You can text LISTEN to 839863. You can call 1-800-273-8255 i8f you are going through any kind of crisis This happens to be our local Reno office and I feel confident they are highly trained in helping LGBTQ people, veterans, domestic violence, and sexual assault…

Good God.