This is probably more likely.

At least she didn’t call it a Five Pillared Plan.

Poor Kellyanne! Y’all have seen this, right? More and more, I realize this is really her life.

No problem

to vote for clinton, text 666 to 666-666-.

I’m not worried about people being fooled. I just want people who think they’re telling jokes to realize when they’re doing it badly.

My Facebook feed is so full of “Legal Notice to Facebook” today...

NEWS FLASH : 25% of women avoid sexual activity because they feel self conscious about their bodies WHETHER OR NOT they are overweight.

a) keep doin’ you

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

Not my story personally, but from a friend:

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

Here’s my scary story:

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

Oh, Trump fucking HATES Pence. That’s obvious. This is no running-mate love story. They have deep disdain for each other.

The Economist’s new cover:

The difference between Canadians and Americans is less the accent and more the attitude.

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.