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Virginia is for Fighters
virginiaisforfighters

How about: someone-who-is-lucky-to-have-married-into-a-family-that-shouldn’t-exist-b/c-its-forebears-should’ve-been-beheaded-but-somehow-convinced-its-subjects-to-continue-supporting-it-in-unearned-luxury?

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

The problem is that the previously agreed upon rules of sanity and decency don’t apply to Trump.

I don’t know. Millenials have lived their entire lives immersed in anti-Hillary GOP propaganda, then Bernie got angry and repackaged it and idk we might just be fucked.

Tried to explain the utter stupidity of this analogy to area Deplorables on Facebook, got a death threat. That really says it all.

“Hi, welcome to Fresh Air. I’m Terry Gross. You may know Jesus of Nazareth from his kicking the moneylenders out of the temple or possibly from his biographical anthology, The Bible. Jesus, welcome to the program.”

I mean it’s Terry Gross. She’s basically a radio Freudian so she’s going to ask you all about your formative years and your sex life.

So......I am really pulling for Rob and Chy. I dated someone who had clinical depression and went through the ups and downs just like Rob. It was incredibly tumultuous and we fought very often. Watching their show is like reliving that relationship. When things were good, they were fucking great but when they were

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE

Mmmm it’s not likely anybody will ever see this because I’m solidly in the greys but...please, speak for yourself and nobody else. I, too, have ADHD. And if I’m not medicated for it, no amount of exercise and healthy eating or what-fucking-ever will allow me to be as functional - cognitively - as I am when I’m on my

I didn’t think it was possible to love her more, but.

I learned everything I know about American history from the thousands of westerns my dad used to watch.

Yeah, this is me. “My passive aggression knows no bounds, try ME.”

I dunno. I kind of like Ashly’s I’m-a-ticking-time-bomb-but-I’m-working-on-it style.

i am CRYING at her “well yeah, i had an attitude but you responding with an attitude is just plan wrong” mentality. this is amazing. those poor girls

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

I never thought that Cosmo would be more willing to ask substantive questions than the New York Times, and yet here we are.

Maybe I’m just not a romantic, but there’s no time period I’d rather live in than this one. Or maybe the future. But right now we have disposable tampons, birth control, antibiotics, air conditioning, divorce laws, safe abortions (where available) and surviveable c-sections. I’m a cynic and I bitch a lot about what