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The Kardashian body type is so bizarre to me. Why would you spend all that time getting a perfectly toned stomach and legs but then buy yourself a fake ass that looks downright comical with your teeny waist and toothpick legs?

EVERY married guy, who is looking for some side action, swears up and down that he and the wife don’t have sex anymore. Maybe it’s true. Maybe it’s not. But that’s what they all say right up there with, “My marriage has been over for years. We’re just roommates now,” and “My wife doesn’t understand me.”

Given what he’s been accused of in the past I doubt he will see any repercussions for this. As much as you lovely law folks like to believe in the system it only “works” when poor people get accused. 99% of the time the Michael Cohen’s of the world get off scot-free. By all means come back and gloat if I’m wrong on

This is the most terrible thing I’ve seen, that a sweet baby like this should have to talk like this. But she does. They all do. I am so ashamed.

The pro-life protestors were...protesting the gun control protest? Of course they were, those fuckers.

People of color in this country, in this culture, tend to not matter as much as those who are white; that is the truth of America. In the Black Lives Matter movement, young black people have been shouting from the rooftops until their voices are raw and hoarse, and America hasn’t listened. But now that it’s white kids

what’s ridiculous is that his family is connected to people who know trump. but he acts like he grinded his way to meeting him.

Hi, dears.

Uh, what colleges has she visited? Most students have no money and eat whatever they can find/afford. What sort of ritzy yuppies did she meet?

Remember when we didn’t like Russia and it was bad to be a Nazi?

He gets a lot of his worldview from bad movies and TV, so depending on his media diet recently, he may actually believe the police are tasked with the killing of suspected criminals.

Remember back in the Oklahoma City bombing days when we had no problem calling scum like this terrorists?

“Well, THIS guy’s not getting the evangelical vote...where’s his history of creeping on teenage girls?!”

I’m befuddled why everyone wants to jump all over the Illinois GOP on this. Literally no one wanted to waste their time running as a Republican in the IL-3 except this guy, who they had successfully kept off the ballot multiple times before. This time, he actually got the necessary signatures and got on the ballot and

Are these two seperate thoughts? Or does Trump think that it’s the police department’s job to kill suspects and that they did?

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

Can there be lone wolves in a world infected with FoxNews and Facebook?

“I just don’t think it’s necessary,” Mitch McConnell said, after defending the Special Counsel. “I don’t think Bob Mueller is going anywhere.”