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Ugh. Look, I’m not against spending some money on some new things for government offices. God knows most government offices are hideous, last-updated in the 70s-80s, and desperately in need of replacing large portions of the furniture. But also, don’t blame that shit on your wife, while simultaneously waffling on

Ha, Matt Smith must have raged at them. I love that they apologize to both when he was the one getting all the heat over it.

Exactly. THIS would be the appropriate response in this situation, not just the “moving forward...” nonsense.

At the very least they should back pay her the difference between her salary and Matt’s.

Yeah if they’re saying Matt isn’t to blame for his pay being higher but it’s themselves then they should be donating the difference, not him.

Unless that apology is in the memo section of a big fat check to Claire Foy, I don’t want to hear it.

Ah yes, a 71-year-old man who hates children knows that the way to reach “the kids” is to put scary pictures on a dying medium they no longer use. It’s fool-proof.

“shabby, camp legacy”

The net is closing, and according to today’s Code 45*, the president is thinking hard about what his future will hold. I have it on good authority that he has taken great interest in movies of late. According to various sources, 45* prefers movies that are simplistic and rah-rah (Bloodsport, Air Force One); movies

Because kids these days are always watching TV commercials, right?? Not hard to figure out which of his decrepit white male advisors came up with this one.... a DJT original!

I mean, it makes sense because everybody stopped doing drugs after the whole “Just Say No” thing in the Eighties so why wouldn’t it work again?

I understand that women-folk are taken to coming down with the vapors, and in that condition, who knows what kind of devilment might arise if they are in possession of a firearm. I say, I say.

As a vagina haver and former kindergarten teacher who also grew up hunting, the reason why I don’t want teachers to be armed has nothing to do with being a vagina owner. To be honest, weapons training represents just another PD to add to a teacher’s to-do list. This McSweeney’s article of things a teacher is expected

After 29 years in the classroom, it never ceases to amaze me that people think because most everyone has been in a classroom , that they know how a classroom should function and how to do my job. That’s the first mistake. You certainly wouldn’t want me to operate on you, fix your car or pull you out of a burning

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I have no hope about this book changing anything. Comey had a chance to prevent this entire disaster, just by shutting the f**k up about emails right before the election. He chose poorly and now we’re screwed. Comey’s book, Stormy Daniels, Mueller investigation....I have no hope.

“THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA TO INFLUENCE THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.”

I’m more scared every day that he’s going to shut down Mueller’s investigation and nothing at all will happen as a consequence. I’m feeling super discouraged today. I try to stay positive, but it’s more difficult some days.

We’re getting ready to watch the craziest constitutional shit storm in history. Firing the special prosecutor is what got Nixon impeached. However Republicans today are huge ass traitors and pussies and will just stand aside and let Russia continue to fuck our democracy.

Nothing says you’re innocent like constantly trying to meddle in the investigation into whether or not you’re innocent.