Sexy, supernatural creatures are my bag. Sexy Jinn stories will definitely work!

I read a Jinn trilogy by Samantha Young-it’s been a while but I think it was pretty good.

You’re welcome. I’m kinda obsessed with Jinn now, haha!

Thank you for the recommendation!

See also: Whiny Cunt.

Yeah, these idiots seem to forget that Twitter and YouTube are private companies and therefore can lock down whoever the fuck they want for any reason or no reason. I know Twitter is Donny Two Scoops preferred method presidential communication, but it isn’t actually part of the government.

Hey, if fetuses were armed with AR-15s, no doctor would dare try to abort them.

His prediction will come true; to his dismay; when universal health care provides free; effective birth-control to every human past puberty.

Can people stop trying to discredit this story with unsubstantiated claims that Seacrest is gay? It’s offensive in multiple levels.

They’re not even trying to hide it now

True story: during the election I had a coworker in her sixties who was telling me about how back in 1990’s NYC, she was power walking tracksuit and all in midtown one day and noticed a suited man walking alongside her going in the same direction as her coincidentally, as they furthered a few blocks the man became…

“A new poll found that 61 percent of voters support an AR-15 ban”

1.) After over one year of Trump, I believe that Barf Bag needs a new name. It is no longer sufficient. May I suggest hemorrhaging bag? Any other suggestions?

There’s a particular glint in the eye they get. My wife is a rabbi and has had all kinds of gross stuff said to her by creepy old guys, “I’ve never kissed a rabbi before.” “I never knew a rabbi could be so beautiful.” Every straight female rabbi I know has had some version of it. Do the creeps go out of their way to…

Hm, she’s had her face tweaked recently.

Right? Imagine how the NRA would have reacted if the police had just confiscated this kid’s guns with no evidence of crime committed. They’d be shrieking at the tops of their lungs about the violation of his constitutional rights.

Perhaps it is. But it’s more than a little hypocritical coming from the same people that virulently defended the police in the cases of Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice, Philando Castille, et al. I just wish I could put my finger on what could possibly be different this time...

If Floridian Republicans are upset that the law doesn’t allow for the police to arrest someone for liking guns or being “weird,” perhaps they should consult a local mirror for answers.

The Blue Lives Matter GOP will stop at nothing to cast blame everywhere it could possibly go, which doesn’t include guns, obviously. Those courageous objects are beyond reproach and serve as a shining exemplar of honor and goodness to all Americans.